Toddler-in-chief Pillows

'I've got to go, Mom -- my playgroup called an emergency meeting.'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

The Baby Walker

A midwife holding a baby

Coping with a strong-willed child

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

Fat Kid 23- Catches a bogie

Mum and the Sleepless Baby

Crying baby

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

'This is Tyler; he's mommy's precious little feral-angel.'

Happy Tots Day Care.

"Tell the truth, Ezra. Does it look like he's being a more effective parent than me?"

"No, I wasn't in a car accident. As a new parent, I'm still trying not to trip on all the toys on the floor."

"One more question, Mr Cake. How do you feel about wearing a sheet, creeping about people's bedrooms and saying 'woo'?"

Quiet Time

"This is our most practical model. It comes with a 21-year warranty."

"I mean, he does have a point."

Kate's first task as new principal was to right a number of wrongs.

"Yes I really do need a glass of water. My duvets on fire."

Spiro & Pusho and the baby choir

Dad's home

'Sorry, Holly!'

"Don't worry, it gets easier when they're 35."

'Ed's always been a bit of a dreamer.'

"I've got him on vibrate."

'He's been having temper tantrums. Can you recommend a good anger management course?'

"Tough time getting out of the house this morning?"