Toddler-in-chief Pillows

'I've got to go, Mom -- my playgroup called an emergency meeting.'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

The Baby Walker

A midwife holding a baby

Coping with a strong-willed child

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

Fat Kid 23- Catches a bogie

Mum and the Sleepless Baby

Crying baby

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

'This is Tyler; he's mommy's precious little feral-angel.'

"No, I wasn't in a car accident. As a new parent, I'm still trying not to trip on all the toys on the floor."

"Tell the truth, Ezra. Does it look like he's being a more effective parent than me?"

"One more question, Mr Cake. How do you feel about wearing a sheet, creeping about people's bedrooms and saying 'woo'?"

Quiet Time

"This is our most practical model. It comes with a 21-year warranty."

Kate's first task as new principal was to right a number of wrongs.

"I mean, he does have a point."

"Yes I really do need a glass of water. My duvets on fire."

Dad's home

Spiro & Pusho and the baby choir

"Don't worry, it gets easier when they're 35."

'Sorry, Holly!'

'Ed's always been a bit of a dreamer.'

"I've got him on vibrate."

'He's been having temper tantrums. Can you recommend a good anger management course?'

'Your Walking!'

"Tough time getting out of the house this morning?"