Toddler Bandleader Pillows

Spiro & Pusho and the baby choir

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

Swan Fairy Tales

"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe."

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

"He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites."

Four children playing the flute.

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

"Never mind Benjamin – he just lawyers-up to get attention."

"I'm so good at this!"

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

Mum has a bad judgement day - Well OK, you can take it to your room as long as you play it quietly.

Fat Kid 23- Catches a bogie

'It's not scatting if they're under age two.'

"Where's your nose?"

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"

The Drummer

Oh, sorry, it's in airplane mode.""

"No, I wasn't in a car accident. As a new parent, I'm still trying not to trip on all the toys on the floor."

"Wait, so his first whole sentence was 'I don't want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day'?!"

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

"They say you're as smart as a 2-year-old child? As a 2-year-old...I don't see it!"

'I've got to go, Mom -- my playgroup called an emergency meeting.'

"Oh he also likes Wagner's 'Flight Of The Valkyries' played whenever he enters a room."

"Home school marching band"

"This is our most practical model. It comes with a 21-year warranty."

'Sorry, sweetie -- they're not that kind of cookies.'

'Is that enough peace on earth, Miss? I've got my tuba lesson in ten minutes and kickboxing at six...'