Toddler Bandleader Pillows

Spiro & Pusho and the baby choir

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

'Are you finished eating yet, sweetie?...Guess that answers THAT question!'

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

Swan Fairy Tales

"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe."

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

"He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites."

Four children playing the flute.

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

"Never mind Benjamin – he just lawyers-up to get attention."

Fat Kid 23- Catches a bogie

"I'm so good at this!"

Mum has a bad judgement day - Well OK, you can take it to your room as long as you play it quietly.

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

'It's not scatting if they're under age two.'

"Where's your nose?"

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"

Oh, sorry, it's in airplane mode.""

The Drummer

"No, I wasn't in a car accident. As a new parent, I'm still trying not to trip on all the toys on the floor."

"Wait, so his first whole sentence was 'I don't want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day'?!"

"Oh he also likes Wagner's 'Flight Of The Valkyries' played whenever he enters a room."

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

"They say you're as smart as a 2-year-old child? As a 2-year-old...I don't see it!"

'I've got to go, Mom -- my playgroup called an emergency meeting.'

"Home school marching band"

"This is our most practical model. It comes with a 21-year warranty."

'Sorry, sweetie -- they're not that kind of cookies.'