Child In Charge Pillows

'The head of the house is out, but I can handle any crank calls.'

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

'He had a meteoric rise to the top.'

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

"Oh, Mrs. Horris, he just said his first words..!"

We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

'You know I'd take the blame kid, but I'm still on shakey ground over that carpet incident.'

'Whatever surprise he's cooking up for you, I'm sure you've a good sense of humour!'

'Have you cleaned behind your ears?'

'I've got to go, Mom -- my playgroup called an emergency meeting.'

Teacher's pet dog

"Intern? Oh, no. He wandered in from our day care center."

"I changed my mind – no more kids."

'The principal is keeping my teacher after school. She kicked the computer.'

'And what pray tell do I do if the teacher asks me a question?'

A pediatrician with children hanging off his arms

'It's the worst I've seen in this area. Lots of chicken pox going around.'

"I'll pencil you in for recess."

"Let's go! And you're still not getting a car."

"And that's the day we said goodbye to the No Child Left Behind legislation and were free to teach again."

'I told my Mom either the sitter goes, or I go!'

"Isn't it nice? The kid drew it for me."

Kangaroo looks at man with child carrier and thinks 'Amateur'.

'This wouldn't have happened if you'd saved to send me to a private school.'

'You've no need to worry wile we're out - he wont let anyone come near the place.'

Teacher Tips

Three frogs watching their tadpoles (colour).

'Now that we've merged, I'm laying you off.'

A boy about to be taken to bed by his nurse

'Don't be silly, I'm watching him for a friend.'

'It's your mother -- are you here?'

Student with money to teacher: 'It's a c-note from my father.'

'I sometimes feel I'm living vicariously through my parents.'