Toboggan Fan Pillows

Snowman hitch-hikes a ride on the toboggan.

Desert Island BBQ

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

ATM withdrawal

Running out of Gas.

"Is it me or are the obstacle courses getting harder?"

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

'You should all be wearing helmets'

"They grilled me, Eddie, but I didn't talk."

Man in a raft with a balloon animal.

"Sorry, I don't work here."

'Not that sort of pool party.'

Man sledging on his stomach.

Grim Reaper Checkout

"I graduated magma cum laude."

'Well, if you won't take us to the circus - Can we have a barbeque?'

'For the last time, Bobby, finish all your peanuts first... or you may go directly to your room!'

Winter Olympics

'The Australians are having problems today.'

Bear Snowboarding

'Aim for those kids that were laughing at us on our way up!'

"No I haven't tried 'The Hobbit'. I never read non-fiction..."

'Ah, my peaceful kneaful, my old nemesis.'

'This is what happens when you try to blow out that many candles.'

'There's a wizard, three hobbits and an elf out here inquiring about a ring.'

"These things are made to keep hot stuff hot and cold stuff cold."

'It's the cresta run, but faster and more dangerous. . .'

"Well, damn! I don't know whether to s**t or sacrifice this virgin!"

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"There are worse places to be beached."

Polar Bear on Skis

When exotic pets clash: 'What makes you think it was my python that ate your warthog!'

American Football

Snowmobile.