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Snowman hitch-hikes a ride on the toboggan.

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Desert Island BBQ

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

ATM withdrawal

Running out of Gas.

"Is it me or are the obstacle courses getting harder?"

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

'You should all be wearing helmets'

"They grilled me, Eddie, but I didn't talk."

Man in a raft with a balloon animal.

Man sledging on his stomach.

Grim Reaper Checkout

"I graduated magma cum laude."

'Not that sort of pool party.'

"Sorry, I don't work here."

'Well, if you won't take us to the circus - Can we have a barbeque?'

Winter Olympics

'The Australians are having problems today.'

'For the last time, Bobby, finish all your peanuts first... or you may go directly to your room!'

'Aim for those kids that were laughing at us on our way up!'

Bear Snowboarding

"No I haven't tried 'The Hobbit'. I never read non-fiction..."

"These things are made to keep hot stuff hot and cold stuff cold."

'It's the cresta run, but faster and more dangerous. . .'

"Well, damn! I don't know whether to s**t or sacrifice this virgin!"

"There are worse places to be beached."

Polar Bear on Skis

When exotic pets clash: 'What makes you think it was my python that ate your warthog!'

Snowmobile.

Returning Boomerangs.