Tobacco Truth Teller Gifts

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

F1 - Quit Smoking.

'Wow. The anti-smoking movement really has been successful.'

"Love it! 'People of smoke' instead of 'Smokers.' "

The smoking Gun

NO smoking...Ties required...Ties & nicotine patches available.

Snowman with 'No Smoking' sign.

"Would you guys shut up and let me watch the game?"

"He said if we don't let him in, he'll huff and he'll puff and he'll fill up our whole house with cigar smoke."

"They're infantilizing us!"

'It's the only place they're allowed to advertise any more.'

'Cigarette?'

Day by day: poison gas attacks on European children!

WARNING: Smoking turns you into a donkey.

Results of a Smoking Survey - 'They weren't very passive about smoking'

"I'll take this one!"

The real cause of forest fires

"You're fired, Pembroke. We're turning the office into a smoke-free environment."

The Dangers of Passive Smoking

'I agree that it adds to the mystery and drama - however, the office anti-smoking crusaders are really raising hell.'

'No thanks, I recently gave them up.'

"As I told you before, I do not allow smoking in my restaurant..."

The Patch.

Smoking kills...

The cost of smoking

The Kings Head.

'No, I don't mind if you smoke...As long as you don't mind if I throw you through that wall.'

"No thanks! My dad said those things will kill you!"

"Sorry, sir, our smoking section is out in the parking lot. We'll be happy to serve you out there."

Smokers.

"Are you going to dispense candy with that mouth?"

'Now remember - one of those cigarettes in the pack contains the cyanide capsule.'

Firing squad waits as man smokes a last cigarette in 'Designated smoking area.'

'Yeah. . . but it really helped me quit smoking.'

'Ready, set,...'