Tobacco Truth Teller T-Shirts

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

F1 - Quit Smoking.

'Wow. The anti-smoking movement really has been successful.'

"Love it! 'People of smoke' instead of 'Smokers.' "

The smoking Gun

NO smoking...Ties required...Ties & nicotine patches available.

Snowman with 'No Smoking' sign.

"Would you guys shut up and let me watch the game?"

"He said if we don't let him in, he'll huff and he'll puff and he'll fill up our whole house with cigar smoke."

"You're fired, Pembroke. We're turning the office into a smoke-free environment."

'It's the only place they're allowed to advertise any more.'

'Cigarette?'

The Dangers of Passive Smoking

WARNING: Smoking turns you into a donkey.

'No thanks, I recently gave them up.'

Day by day: poison gas attacks on European children!

The real cause of forest fires

"As I told you before, I do not allow smoking in my restaurant..."

'I agree that it adds to the mystery and drama - however, the office anti-smoking crusaders are really raising hell.'

Results of a Smoking Survey - 'They weren't very passive about smoking'

The Patch.

Smoking kills...

The cost of smoking

"Sorry, sir, our smoking section is out in the parking lot. We'll be happy to serve you out there."

Smokers.

"Are you going to dispense candy with that mouth?"

The Kings Head.

"No thanks! My dad said those things will kill you!"

'No, I don't mind if you smoke...As long as you don't mind if I throw you through that wall.'

'Now remember - one of those cigarettes in the pack contains the cyanide capsule.'

J. Smith: Passive Smoker

'Ready, set,...'

'Yeah. . . but it really helped me quit smoking.'

Firing squad waits as man smokes a last cigarette in 'Designated smoking area.'