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'...now they want to tax to death one thing that gives people pleasure.'

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

Profits for Big Pharma

Antibiotics versus probiotics: A battle of wills.

'Medical researcher have isolated the gene that makes us want to discuss our ailments with anyone we meet.'

Vaping cigarette

"Me, not self-sufficient? Who was it who self-published a self-help on self-medicating?"

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"Dealing with a poorly informed public over GM crops is a nightmare...."

"All right, let's admit genetically-modified foods will have an effect on people. It's fifty-fifty it'll be a good effect."

"The new lockdown guidelines are that up to ten people can go to funerals and ten thousand to demonstrations."

"This drug has such pleasant side effects I consider them value-added."

"The budget wouldn't stretch to a gastric band."

'Hi John, it's your partner, Peter. I've decided to have a non-smokers day off - it should just make up for all the cigarette breaks you've taken in the last month!'

An eye doctor tests a patient's eyesight by having him read an eye chart that starts with "Fight Socialized Healthcare...".

Children of the Genetically Modified Corn

Quack Medicine

Anti-Vaxxers aren't stupid. They just need to be convinced!

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

'The good news is we can still get abortions.'

'-OK, if you elect not to have the surgery, the insurance company offers six days and seven nights in Barbados.'

"It's a new class of drugs to combat depression. They're called recreational."

"I'm an anti-masker."

G.M. leaf.

"Um...David, a word if we may."

"Are you going to dispense candy with that mouth?"

"We're incompatible. . . He's anti-mask and I'm anti-vax!"

'You have a 'can't do anything right disease'.'

'Ready, set,...'

Miss-Information: "I'm not planning on being vaccinated. . . People should have the right to catch covid and die!"

'. . . I go like dude, second hand smoke is so uncool!. . .So now he's filed a complaint with the condo committee that my musings penetrate his walls and he's suffering from second hand thought!'

Maria Sharapova