To-do List Creator Mugs

'This is my list of things to do today and this is my list of things to do today that I'm not going to do today.'

'Do you Barbara, promise to keep an organized household, with constantly updated 'to do' lists, so that your husband won't constantly walk around the house with a confused look on his face?'

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

'You're reordering your priorities? -- Since when do you have priorities?'

Yoga To-Do

"Your top 10 list of reasons why you didn't do your homework is creative, but not acceptable."

God's Sticky Notes

"I'm good at ticking boxes."

'I've got it written down...'

"I didn't get anything I asked for last year so I want your acceptance of this year's list to be notarized."

'Maybe putting 'Sleep 20 Hours A Day' first on the list wasn't such a good idea.'

The First National Sand Bank.

"Oh, no! My bucket list!"

"That would've gone better if I'd gotten here with my gift list instead of my spelling list."

Two men who work for The Federal Department of Bureaucracy look at chart 'Things to Pretend to do Today'

"Johnny is absent minded, lazy, easily distracted, loaf of bread, milk, half a pound of cheese...."

Middle age anxiety about leaving the house.

"Thanks, I'll write that down."

'I started making a list of things to do this morning, and before I knew it, it was quitting time.'

Labradoodle/Labradon't-le

"Hey, the last thing I want to do is annoy you. That's actually ninth on my to-do list."

"If I could do only one thing before I died, it would be to swim with a middle-aged couple from Connecticut."

"I'd like to make a list. What do we kick when we die?"

"It was on my Bucket List."

"Do you have to write down all the things you need to worry about?"

"I always create to-do lists."

'It's guaranteed for one year.'

'Captain? The boat is listing badly.'

"See you in the morning."

"Never seeing another bucket is on my bucket list."