To-do List Creator Pillows

'This is my list of things to do today and this is my list of things to do today that I'm not going to do today.'

'Do you Barbara, promise to keep an organized household, with constantly updated 'to do' lists, so that your husband won't constantly walk around the house with a confused look on his face?'

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

Never tell the boss "You can count on me" during inventory.

He's making a list --- Holmes solves cases quicker when he itemizes deductions.

'You're reordering your priorities? -- Since when do you have priorities?'

"Your top 10 list of reasons why you didn't do your homework is creative, but not acceptable."

Yoga To-Do

"I'm good at ticking boxes."

God's Sticky Notes

'I've got it written down...'

"I didn't get anything I asked for last year so I want your acceptance of this year's list to be notarized."

"Oh, no! My bucket list!"

The First National Sand Bank.

'Maybe putting 'Sleep 20 Hours A Day' first on the list wasn't such a good idea.'

"That would've gone better if I'd gotten here with my gift list instead of my spelling list."

Two men who work for The Federal Department of Bureaucracy look at chart 'Things to Pretend to do Today'

"Johnny is absent minded, lazy, easily distracted, loaf of bread, milk, half a pound of cheese...."

Middle age anxiety about leaving the house.

'I started making a list of things to do this morning, and before I knew it, it was quitting time.'

"Hey, the last thing I want to do is annoy you. That's actually ninth on my to-do list."

I try to stick to hunting. My wife makes me take a list when I'm gathering.

Labradoodle/Labradon't-le

"Thanks, I'll write that down."

"If I could do only one thing before I died, it would be to swim with a middle-aged couple from Connecticut."

"I'd like to make a list. What do we kick when we die?"

"Do you have to write down all the things you need to worry about?"

"I always create to-do lists."

There's so many things I should be doing that when I procrastinate, I'm multitasking.

One of the Mysteries of Science Explained.

"It was on my Bucket List."

'It's guaranteed for one year.'

'Captain? The boat is listing badly.'

Jack Frost's To Dew List: Trees, grass, leaves, windows, cars.