To-do List Compiler Mugs

'I'd do some work but I can't find my to-do-list.'

To do before Saturday...

Never tell the boss "You can count on me" during inventory.

"Do I have many meetings today?"

He's making a list --- Holmes solves cases quicker when he itemizes deductions.

'You're reordering your priorities? -- Since when do you have priorities?'

"Your top 10 list of reasons why you didn't do your homework is creative, but not acceptable."

Yoga To-Do

God's Sticky Notes

Monday around 9PM.

'I've got it written down...'

"I didn't get anything I asked for last year so I want your acceptance of this year's list to be notarized."

"Oh, no! My bucket list!"

'Maybe putting 'Sleep 20 Hours A Day' first on the list wasn't such a good idea.'

'This is my list of things to do today and this is my list of things to do today that I'm not going to do today.'

"That would've gone better if I'd gotten here with my gift list instead of my spelling list."

Two men who work for The Federal Department of Bureaucracy look at chart 'Things to Pretend to do Today'

"Johnny is absent minded, lazy, easily distracted, loaf of bread, milk, half a pound of cheese...."

Middle age anxiety about leaving the house.

"A 15 page 'to do' list is a 'don't do' list."

"Hey, the last thing I want to do is annoy you. That's actually ninth on my to-do list."

"Thanks, I'll write that down."

"Why the hell aren't you writing all this down?"

'I started making a list of things to do this morning, and before I knew it, it was quitting time.'

Labradoodle/Labradon't-le

I try to stick to hunting. My wife makes me take a list when I'm gathering.

"There never seems to be enough hours in the day does there?"

"If I could do only one thing before I died, it would be to swim with a middle-aged couple from Connecticut."

"I'd like to make a list. What do we kick when we die?"

One of the Mysteries of Science Explained.

"Do you have to write down all the things you need to worry about?"

"I always create to-do lists."

There's so many things I should be doing that when I procrastinate, I'm multitasking.

Hourglass small at top (time left), big at bottom (stuff to do).

'It's guaranteed for one year.'