Bucket List Builder Mugs

The First National Sand Bank.

"What have you done with my life list?"

"It was on my Bucket List."

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

Never tell the boss "You can count on me" during inventory.

"You're next on my bucket list."

He's making a list --- Holmes solves cases quicker when he itemizes deductions.

'You're reordering your priorities? -- Since when do you have priorities?'

"Your top 10 list of reasons why you didn't do your homework is creative, but not acceptable."

"It seemed a given that my bucket-list should include an actual bucket."

'I've got it written down...'

"I didn't get anything I asked for last year so I want your acceptance of this year's list to be notarized."

'This is my list of things to do today and this is my list of things to do today that I'm not going to do today.'

'Maybe putting 'Sleep 20 Hours A Day' first on the list wasn't such a good idea.'

"Oh, no! My bucket list!"

Bucket List

"That would've gone better if I'd gotten here with my gift list instead of my spelling list."

Two men who work for The Federal Department of Bureaucracy look at chart 'Things to Pretend to do Today'

"Johnny is absent minded, lazy, easily distracted, loaf of bread, milk, half a pound of cheese...."

Middle age anxiety about leaving the house.

'So OK. . . I should quit smoking, but I scratched that off my bucket list years ago!'

"Thanks, I'll write that down."

"Hey, the last thing I want to do is annoy you. That's actually ninth on my to-do list."

'I started making a list of things to do this morning, and before I knew it, it was quitting time.'

"Before I die, I’d like to eat tofu."

I try to stick to hunting. My wife makes me take a list when I'm gathering.

"If I could do only one thing before I died, it would be to swim with a middle-aged couple from Connecticut."

"I'd like to make a list. What do we kick when we die?"

"I always create to-do lists."

"Do you have to write down all the things you need to worry about?"

The only time you are actually too old to follow your dreams.

One of the Mysteries of Science Explained.

"On reflection, it might be prudent to leave this one till last..."

'It's guaranteed for one year.'

'Captain? The boat is listing badly.'