Title Toggler Gifts

"I wouldn't mind the title 'Assistant Accountant', Jack... except I'm the firm's only accountant!"

Remote control pirate bully

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

"Tommy!"

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

'I play so hard that I have no time to work hard.'

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

Boy rolled into a snowball

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Mittens is challenged by the string.

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

"I'm bored."

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

Child driving a toy car

'At lone at last.'

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

Rocking Horse

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

Swinging

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

I love your enthusiasm, girls, but we're not opening a can of whoop-ANYTHING.

'The kids were so sweet...'

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

Happy holidays for kids.