Title Nitpicker T-Shirts

Let their wardrobe shout it out! Our title nitpicker t-shirts feature witty designs that showcase their love—or obsession—for fine-tuning titles and details in style and comfort.

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"Certainly. A party of four at seven-thirty in the name of Dr. Jennings. May I ask whether that is an actual medical degree or a Ph.D.?"

"Certainly. A party of four at seven-thirty in the name of Dr. Jennings. May I ask whether that is an actual medical degree or a Ph.D.?" mockup

"Certainly. A party of four at seven-thirty in the name of Dr. Jennings. May I ask whether that is an actual medical degree or a Ph.D.?"

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Musical Web

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"When it's that old, you don't need to add 'A.D.' or 'B.C.'"

"When it's that old, you don't need to add 'A.D.' or 'B.C.'" mockup

"When it's that old, you don't need to add 'A.D.' or 'B.C.'"

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'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.'

'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.' mockup

'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.'

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Movies through the decades.

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'There it is! I've isolated the origin of the firm's demise.'

'There it is! I've isolated the origin of the firm's demise.' mockup

'There it is! I've isolated the origin of the firm's demise.'

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"He used to be a senior fact checker at Meta — now he's just a pedant."

"He used to be a senior fact checker at Meta — now he's just a pedant." mockup

"He used to be a senior fact checker at Meta — now he's just a pedant."

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'In these estimates, I've tried, like always, to err on the side of total lunacy.'

'In these estimates, I've tried, like always, to err on the side of total lunacy.' mockup

'In these estimates, I've tried, like always, to err on the side of total lunacy.'

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Note to viewers: we've cut back on sexual content by replacing it with violence.

Note to viewers: we've cut back on sexual content by replacing it with violence. mockup

Note to viewers: we've cut back on sexual content by replacing it with violence.

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"Sorry Mr. Gross, Mr. DeVries, but the firm has decided to go with the earthy, down-home fingerpicking of Ms. Aimee Parker-Grossman."

"Sorry Mr. Gross, Mr. DeVries, but the firm has decided to go with the earthy, down-home fingerpicking of Ms. Aimee Parker-Grossman." mockup

"Sorry Mr. Gross, Mr. DeVries, but the firm has decided to go with the earthy, down-home fingerpicking of Ms. Aimee Parker-Grossman."

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"Be like that, but don't forget if it wasn't for me and my buddies, they'd be a whole lot more shit for the likes of you to look at!"

"Be like that, but don't forget if it wasn't for me and my buddies, they'd be a whole lot more shit for the likes of you to look at!" mockup

"Be like that, but don't forget if it wasn't for me and my buddies, they'd be a whole lot more shit for the likes of you to look at!"

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"I've just got back the job description for your new assistant."

"I've just got back the job description for your new assistant." mockup

"I've just got back the job description for your new assistant."

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Music Piracy

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"I get paid by the word."

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Wonder vend - Eat me, devour me, chew me...

Wonder vend - Eat me, devour me, chew me... mockup

Wonder vend - Eat me, devour me, chew me...

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'We're starting a new diet today -- do you want your tofu scrambled or fried?'

'We're starting a new diet today -- do you want your tofu scrambled or fried?' mockup

'We're starting a new diet today -- do you want your tofu scrambled or fried?'

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"Look! The name is Donder! Not Donner! It's Donder! Got it? Good!"

"Look! The name is Donder! Not Donner! It's Donder! Got it? Good!" mockup

"Look! The name is Donder! Not Donner! It's Donder! Got it? Good!"

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The Saxophonist

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'I think there's something wrong with our navigational system, because judging by the icebergs, I don't think we're in the Caribbean.'

'I think there's something wrong with our navigational system, because judging by the icebergs, I don't think we're in the Caribbean.' mockup

'I think there's something wrong with our navigational system, because judging by the icebergs, I don't think we're in the Caribbean.'

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Stuck in the stile.

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The Food Free Food Aisle

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'It so happens, I think of myself as a C.E.O. first, then as a human being!'

'It so happens, I think of myself as a C.E.O. first, then as a human being!' mockup

'It so happens, I think of myself as a C.E.O. first, then as a human being!'

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Inland Revenue Complaints Dept.

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"Oh god, he's going for the jukebox!" mockup

"Oh god, he's going for the jukebox!"

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'Are you SURE they're a good source of potassium?'

'Are you SURE they're a good source of potassium?' mockup

'Are you SURE they're a good source of potassium?'

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Piano player chasing after a lost note mockup

Piano player chasing after a lost note

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'I'm knitting you a sweater. Do you want it too big or too small?'

'I'm knitting you a sweater. Do you want it too big or too small?' mockup

'I'm knitting you a sweater. Do you want it too big or too small?'

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"Well, if you're sure 7x8 doesn't equal 62, then we'll have to recall 3 million units."

"Well, if you're sure 7x8 doesn't equal 62, then we'll have to recall 3 million units." mockup

"Well, if you're sure 7x8 doesn't equal 62, then we'll have to recall 3 million units."

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'Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.' mockup

'Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.'

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"Believe me, you're not the first guy who tried to impress a date by saying the book was better than the movie not knowing it was never a book."

"Believe me, you're not the first guy who tried to impress a date by saying the book was better than the movie not knowing it was never a book." mockup

"Believe me, you're not the first guy who tried to impress a date by saying the book was better than the movie not knowing it was never a book."

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"He died at the end. There. I've spoiled every story every written."

"He died at the end. There. I've spoiled every story every written." mockup

"He died at the end. There. I've spoiled every story every written."

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The Hole in the Litter Picker's Bag. mockup

The Hole in the Litter Picker's Bag.

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Only 75 calories per serving. 652 servings per package.

Only 75 calories per serving. 652 servings per package. mockup

Only 75 calories per serving. 652 servings per package.

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"We wish you gave us enough sense to avoid all this cholesterol, salt and all these additives."

"We wish you gave us enough sense to avoid all this cholesterol, salt and all these additives." mockup

"We wish you gave us enough sense to avoid all this cholesterol, salt and all these additives."

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Title Nitpicker T-Shirts Collection

Title Nitpicker Mugs

Explore more witty mugs perfect for title nitpickers and detail lovers in our dedicated mugs collection.

Title Nitpicker Pillows

Comfort meets humor with our pillows that celebrate the detail-oriented in style. Browse the collection for the perfect accent for their space.

Title Nitpicker Prints

Add some personality to their decor with our fun and clever prints that honor their love for perfect titles and details. Find your favorite design today.