Nutrition Nitpicker T-Shirts

Looking for a witty t-shirt for the nutrition nerd? Our funny nutrition-themed tees are perfect for anyone who loves to combine health facts with humor.

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Only 75 calories per serving. 652 servings per package.

Only 75 calories per serving. 652 servings per package. mockup

Only 75 calories per serving. 652 servings per package.

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"We wish you gave us enough sense to avoid all this cholesterol, salt and all these additives."

"We wish you gave us enough sense to avoid all this cholesterol, salt and all these additives." mockup

"We wish you gave us enough sense to avoid all this cholesterol, salt and all these additives."

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'Are you SURE they're a good source of potassium?'

'Are you SURE they're a good source of potassium?' mockup

'Are you SURE they're a good source of potassium?'

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Wonder vend - Eat me, devour me, chew me...

Wonder vend - Eat me, devour me, chew me... mockup

Wonder vend - Eat me, devour me, chew me...

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The Food Free Food Aisle

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Bad for you but to die for

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"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu."

"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu." mockup

"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu."

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"When it's that old, you don't need to add 'A.D.' or 'B.C.'"

"When it's that old, you don't need to add 'A.D.' or 'B.C.'" mockup

"When it's that old, you don't need to add 'A.D.' or 'B.C.'"

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'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.'

'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.' mockup

'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.'

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'There it is! I've isolated the origin of the firm's demise.'

'There it is! I've isolated the origin of the firm's demise.' mockup

'There it is! I've isolated the origin of the firm's demise.'

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Shrink

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Adam and Eve - Food scares

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"Certainly. A party of four at seven-thirty in the name of Dr. Jennings. May I ask whether that is an actual medical degree or a Ph.D.?"

"Certainly. A party of four at seven-thirty in the name of Dr. Jennings. May I ask whether that is an actual medical degree or a Ph.D.?" mockup

"Certainly. A party of four at seven-thirty in the name of Dr. Jennings. May I ask whether that is an actual medical degree or a Ph.D.?"

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'In these estimates, I've tried, like always, to err on the side of total lunacy.'

'In these estimates, I've tried, like always, to err on the side of total lunacy.' mockup

'In these estimates, I've tried, like always, to err on the side of total lunacy.'

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"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags."

"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags." mockup

"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags."

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"I can't eat these nutrition bars. They're for women."

"I can't eat these nutrition bars. They're for women." mockup

"I can't eat these nutrition bars. They're for women."

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"Eating junk food may make you feel young at heart, but it isn't making your heart feel young."

"Eating junk food may make you feel young at heart, but it isn't making your heart feel young." mockup

"Eating junk food may make you feel young at heart, but it isn't making your heart feel young."

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Now With Organic Artifical Additives mockup

Now With Organic Artifical Additives

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'Have you been eating right?'

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'Stay tuned for a surprising new health study regarding...'

'Stay tuned for a surprising new health study regarding...' mockup

'Stay tuned for a surprising new health study regarding...'

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"I'm starting a new diet today. Let's go out for ice cream to celebrate."

"I'm starting a new diet today. Let's go out for ice cream to celebrate." mockup

"I'm starting a new diet today. Let's go out for ice cream to celebrate."

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"What do you have that's rich in antioxidants?"

"What do you have that's rich in antioxidants?" mockup

"What do you have that's rich in antioxidants?"

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'Do you want a fright with that?' mockup

'Do you want a fright with that?'

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Overeaters anonymous meeting 9 to 10pm mockup

Overeaters anonymous meeting 9 to 10pm

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Lack of Nutrition Information

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'You're fat. I'm putting you on a diet.'

'You're fat. I'm putting you on a diet.' mockup

'You're fat. I'm putting you on a diet.'

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"Look! The name is Donder! Not Donner! It's Donder! Got it? Good!"

"Look! The name is Donder! Not Donner! It's Donder! Got it? Good!" mockup

"Look! The name is Donder! Not Donner! It's Donder! Got it? Good!"

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'We're starting a new diet today -- do you want your tofu scrambled or fried?'

'We're starting a new diet today -- do you want your tofu scrambled or fried?' mockup

'We're starting a new diet today -- do you want your tofu scrambled or fried?'

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As soon as the diet ends the lost weight returns.

As soon as the diet ends the lost weight returns. mockup

As soon as the diet ends the lost weight returns.

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Easy to follow diet plan.

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'Dear, if the GPS can't find your nutritional yeast flakes, how can I?'

'Dear, if the GPS can't find your nutritional yeast flakes, how can I?' mockup

'Dear, if the GPS can't find your nutritional yeast flakes, how can I?'

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Fat Free/Gluten Free/Flavour Free mockup

Fat Free/Gluten Free/Flavour Free

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Food Formerly Sold As Milk/Food Formerly Made with Sugar/Food Formerly Known as Meat/Food Former Fried.

Food Formerly Sold As Milk/Food Formerly Made with Sugar/Food Formerly Known as Meat/Food Former Fried. mockup

Food Formerly Sold As Milk/Food Formerly Made with Sugar/Food Formerly Known as Meat/Food Former Fried.

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"I read all package labels for my health. Now my eyes are shot!"

"I read all package labels for my health. Now my eyes are shot!" mockup

"I read all package labels for my health. Now my eyes are shot!"

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'Promise you won't get mad at me if I tell you what I did with the vitamins you brought me each day?'

'Promise you won't get mad at me if I tell you what I did with the vitamins you brought me each day?' mockup

'Promise you won't get mad at me if I tell you what I did with the vitamins you brought me each day?'

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Nutrition Nitpicker T-Shirts Collection

Nutrition Nitpicker Mugs

Discover a range of nutrition nitpicker mugs featuring hilarious and clever designs—perfect for fueling their mornings and their passion for healthy living.

Nutrition Nitpicker Pillows

Find witty and charming pillows designed for nutrition lovers who like to add personality to their space with a touch of humor.

Nutrition Nitpicker Prints

Browse our collection of printable art that celebrates the diet detective in your life—fun, inspirational, and ideal for decorating in style.