Nutritional Nitpicker T-Shirts

Celebrate their meticulous attention to detail with our fun, cartoon-themed t-shirts. Perfect for any nutritional nitpicker who loves humor with a healthy dose of style.

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'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.'

'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.' mockup

'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.'

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'We're starting a new diet today -- do you want your tofu scrambled or fried?'

'We're starting a new diet today -- do you want your tofu scrambled or fried?' mockup

'We're starting a new diet today -- do you want your tofu scrambled or fried?'

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Bad for you but to die for

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"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu."

"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu." mockup

"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu."

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"When it's that old, you don't need to add 'A.D.' or 'B.C.'"

"When it's that old, you don't need to add 'A.D.' or 'B.C.'" mockup

"When it's that old, you don't need to add 'A.D.' or 'B.C.'"

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'There it is! I've isolated the origin of the firm's demise.'

'There it is! I've isolated the origin of the firm's demise.' mockup

'There it is! I've isolated the origin of the firm's demise.'

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Shrink

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Adam and Eve - Food scares

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"Certainly. A party of four at seven-thirty in the name of Dr. Jennings. May I ask whether that is an actual medical degree or a Ph.D.?"

"Certainly. A party of four at seven-thirty in the name of Dr. Jennings. May I ask whether that is an actual medical degree or a Ph.D.?" mockup

"Certainly. A party of four at seven-thirty in the name of Dr. Jennings. May I ask whether that is an actual medical degree or a Ph.D.?"

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'In these estimates, I've tried, like always, to err on the side of total lunacy.'

'In these estimates, I've tried, like always, to err on the side of total lunacy.' mockup

'In these estimates, I've tried, like always, to err on the side of total lunacy.'

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"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags."

"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags." mockup

"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags."

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'The nicotine patch should get you off the nicotine gum.'

'The nicotine patch should get you off the nicotine gum.' mockup

'The nicotine patch should get you off the nicotine gum.'

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"Eating junk food may make you feel young at heart, but it isn't making your heart feel young."

"Eating junk food may make you feel young at heart, but it isn't making your heart feel young." mockup

"Eating junk food may make you feel young at heart, but it isn't making your heart feel young."

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"If this food is healthy, then what about the rest of the store?"

"If this food is healthy, then what about the rest of the store?" mockup

"If this food is healthy, then what about the rest of the store?"

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'Have you been eating right?'

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'You're meant to take off the old nicotine patches before putting on a new one!'

'You're meant to take off the old nicotine patches before putting on a new one!' mockup

'You're meant to take off the old nicotine patches before putting on a new one!'

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'When you put on a new nicotene patch you're supposed to take the old ones off!'

'When you put on a new nicotene patch you're supposed to take the old ones off!' mockup

'When you put on a new nicotene patch you're supposed to take the old ones off!'

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"I'm starting a new diet today. Let's go out for ice cream to celebrate."

"I'm starting a new diet today. Let's go out for ice cream to celebrate." mockup

"I'm starting a new diet today. Let's go out for ice cream to celebrate."

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"What do you have that's rich in antioxidants?"

"What do you have that's rich in antioxidants?" mockup

"What do you have that's rich in antioxidants?"

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"You must cut down on your smoking." mockup

"You must cut down on your smoking."

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Overeaters anonymous meeting 9 to 10pm mockup

Overeaters anonymous meeting 9 to 10pm

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'You're fat. I'm putting you on a diet.'

'You're fat. I'm putting you on a diet.' mockup

'You're fat. I'm putting you on a diet.'

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Wonder vend - Eat me, devour me, chew me...

Wonder vend - Eat me, devour me, chew me... mockup

Wonder vend - Eat me, devour me, chew me...

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"Look! The name is Donder! Not Donner! It's Donder! Got it? Good!"

"Look! The name is Donder! Not Donner! It's Donder! Got it? Good!" mockup

"Look! The name is Donder! Not Donner! It's Donder! Got it? Good!"

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'I don't care if it has lettuce, tomato, special sauce on a sesame bun...it's still liver!'

'I don't care if it has lettuce, tomato, special sauce on a sesame bun...it's still liver!' mockup

'I don't care if it has lettuce, tomato, special sauce on a sesame bun...it's still liver!'

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'I think there's something wrong with our navigational system, because judging by the icebergs, I don't think we're in the Caribbean.'

'I think there's something wrong with our navigational system, because judging by the icebergs, I don't think we're in the Caribbean.' mockup

'I think there's something wrong with our navigational system, because judging by the icebergs, I don't think we're in the Caribbean.'

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Easy to follow diet plan.

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Fat Free/Gluten Free/Flavour Free mockup

Fat Free/Gluten Free/Flavour Free

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'I'll only have one pack of nicotene patches this week. My mate's supposed to be getting me some cheaper ones from abroad.'

'I'll only have one pack of nicotene patches this week. My mate's supposed to be getting me some cheaper ones from abroad.' mockup

'I'll only have one pack of nicotene patches this week. My mate's supposed to be getting me some cheaper ones from abroad.'

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No smoking initiative.

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'Dear, if the GPS can't find your nutritional yeast flakes, how can I?'

'Dear, if the GPS can't find your nutritional yeast flakes, how can I?' mockup

'Dear, if the GPS can't find your nutritional yeast flakes, how can I?'

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Food Formerly Sold As Milk/Food Formerly Made with Sugar/Food Formerly Known as Meat/Food Former Fried.

Food Formerly Sold As Milk/Food Formerly Made with Sugar/Food Formerly Known as Meat/Food Former Fried. mockup

Food Formerly Sold As Milk/Food Formerly Made with Sugar/Food Formerly Known as Meat/Food Former Fried.

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Nutritional Nitpicker T-Shirts Collection

Nutritional Nitpicker Mugs

Explore our selection of mugs featuring cartoon humor for nutritional nitpickers — a playful way to kickstart their mornings.

Nutritional Nitpicker Pillows

Add a touch of fun to their home decor with pillows that showcase their love for healthy eating and subtle wit.

Nutritional Nitpicker Prints

Brighten up their space with prints that amusingly praise their nutritional vigilance — a charming gift for any health enthusiast.