Title Mix-up Enthusiast Gifts

That's Roderick Sloan, the Alvin Meriwether professor of business administration, and with him is Alvin Meriwether, the Roderick Sloan professor of economics.

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

'Instead of a raise, Yomp, you may call me 'Chief', instead of Mr Staghorn.'

"Sorry, that's not my table."

'Eh...our costume party was last Saturday!'

"I got my PhD in Nursing just so people would have to call me Doctor."

"...and you call yourself a computational immunotox-pharmacological an-diffracctiion bimolecular therapeutic ononclonal-antibody genomic metabolic-endocrinologist."

Naming that Impala

Tom Cruise

Nobody's Perfact (spelled wrong)

"I said hot, boiling oil! Not cold, refreshing milk!"

"Really? 'Yeller'? That's what you want to name him?"

Books: Names That Will Make Your Child Hate You!

"Certainly. A party of four at seven-thirty in the name of Dr. Jennings. May I ask whether that is an actual medical degree or a Ph.D.?"

1,001 names to Embarrass Your Child for Life.

'I suppose you're going to tell me I need new contact lenses.'

'I was just given more responsibility. Now I am not only responsible for corporate mumbo but also for corporate jumbo.'

Changing house name.

"These are my sons, Brayden, Caden, Aiden, and Maiden."

'You came through the delivery with flying colors, Mrs. Lewis.'

'Therefore I do christen this child 'Isyouis Oris You Ain't.''

Luna - short for Lunatic.

'Do you know that tattoo reads,'I love little porcelain dolls'?' (a Chinese man explaining to a tough guy what his Chinese tattoo really means).

'Come on, I've been waiting twenty minutes.' - 'Shut up. I'm choosing a name for my baby.'

'Continue to support sex education in the schools if you want to, but Billy just told me that he resulted when your sperm met my omelet.'

"Evelyn, Leslie, Marion, Tracy, and I, Carroll, want to know why our baby brother will get to be named Jeff."

Big cheese

"I swear, the sole purpose of my middle name is so I can tell when I'm really in trouble."

"Seriously? 'Stalin'? That's what you want to name him?"

"We're going to stick to a more traditional name for the baby – 'Chuckles,' 'Zippy', something like that."

"Right now someone is saying 'Look, somebody threw out a perfectly good briefcase!"

'We can call it a library, a media center or a resource room, but we are not going to call it an internet cafe.'

'Actually, I don't see myself as a thought leader, but more of a thought manager."