Title Lover Prints

"I don't care how silly it sounds. I demand to be addressed by my official title of, Santa's little helper!"

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

Let's get organized

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

Lady of the bath...

Here be dragons.

'Instead of a raise, Yomp, you may call me 'Chief', instead of Mr Staghorn.'

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

"By labeling it, I control it."

'I made my own list of My World's 100 Most Powerful Women!'

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

Myths and legends...

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

"I miss the Augean stables."

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

"You pulled most of the muscles in your back lifting your to-do list? You've got a bigger problem than pulled muscles."

"Hey look, my To Do list! I haven't been able to find this for weeks!"

Zorro as a child.

'You pulled a sword out of a stone and they made you King? -- is that constitutional?'

"Want to find out if you're also king of the swamp?"

Sir Lancelot finds the Holy Quail

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

Bigfoot tracks...

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

Scotsman in the bath...

"I'm making a list of everything we have to do before we go away so we can freak out in some kind of order."