Label Lover Prints

"Makes you wonder, doesn't it?"

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

'Now that I'm in midlife, I read all the food labels. I can use all the preservatives I can get.'

"...This is the only way I can get though college!"

Designer labels "I'm sorry, but I think I've forgotten your name."

'For my latest line, I bought clothes at Target and then changed the label,'

'You mean that's all you ever read, designer labels?'

'Ruddy european labelling legislation'

"It's 25% cotton and 75% made in China"

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

'Are you sure 'One Size Fits All' is a designer label?'

'Wow! Look at that one! It's got a flaming aardvark on the label! That's got to be good!'

The president of MySpace.com at home.

"But without expensive brand logos all over your clothing, you're just another indiscriminate consumer!"

'If we're not Abercrombie, and we're not Gap, then who are we - Stella McCartney?'

"By labeling it, I control it."

'I'm totally stressed. Everything has become so horrendously emblematic.'

"I've got Ivanka Trump shoes here, Ivanka Trump shoes."

'OK, everyone say 'ultra-pasteurized, ninety-eight perfect fat free, slices of vegan, gluten free cheeeeeeese!''

'You mean that's all you ever read, designer labels?'

'Don't remove the tag. I want everyone to see when I'm finally wearing an expensive dress.'

'No wonder they call themselves Miracle Vineyards. The label says this red is 50 Merlot, 50 Cabernet and 50 Sangiovese.'

"Yeah, it's all genuine Burberry."

Posh & Exclusive: When Flaunting Is Not Enough.

"£18 a bottle. It must be a pretty good wine!"

"Hey! This is my seat! I sit at the front every year!"

Tennis player to shopper-'I'm spent.' Shopper says-'Me too.'

"The first bottle sounds perfect...but the other bottle has such a pretty label!"

"In case anyone walks by and sees the bottle you ordered, we offer a sticker saying your first bottle was rated 98."

Woman begging surrounded by shopping bags - 'In Debt, Please help'

'Whoo! Designer labels - saved a packet!'

"Turn me into a toad if you want to, but you still have to post the nutritional information on your brew."

I spend all my money on clothes! It doesn't look like it. You should see my wife and four daughters.

'What a ripoff! Those guys aren't nerds - they're dorks!'

She kissed the frog and it turned into a handsome ponce