Luxury Label Lover Prints

"We're pretty wiped. In one day, we summitted Gucci, Fendi, Comme des Garcon, Louis Vuitton, and Century 21."

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

Let's get organized

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

New Shoes.

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

How come rich kids do so well on SAT tests? Their parents give them books, fancy trips, lessons and

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

"By labeling it, I control it."

Designer Kangaroo Pocket

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

'A coach would be nice. But vegetable will get me a BMW?'

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

"Shopping! Now that's what I call quality time!"

'Don't be nervous, relax...he puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like you do. Of course, his pants are tailor made and cost $600 a pair...'

Woman thinking about luxuries.

'Nobody minds if I take the ocean view suite with complimentary champagne and Sven, the in-room Swedish masseur, do they?'

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

Kensington Fluffies

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."

'What - no internet? No USB ports? No socket for the coffee machine? No phone? Are you crazy? My husband was a very important CEO!'

'At first I wasn't going to join, but with a name like that, how could I resist?'