Provocative Title Lover Prints

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

'Instead of a raise, Yomp, you may call me 'Chief', instead of Mr Staghorn.'

"I got my PhD in Nursing just so people would have to call me Doctor."

"...and you call yourself a computational immunotox-pharmacological an-diffracctiion bimolecular therapeutic ononclonal-antibody genomic metabolic-endocrinologist."

"Here she is, the girl of my dreams! We're in love and we're going to get married! And she's made out of boxes!"

Meet the author.

"Bloody Graffiti."

'I was just given more responsibility. Now I am not only responsible for corporate mumbo but also for corporate jumbo.'

"O.K., so we'll have sex and if that works out we'll go for a nice dinner and maybe a movie."

"Personally, there's nothing I like better than to curl up in bed with a bad woman."

Big cheese

Only Larry showed a look of concern as he remembered his mother's warnings that he should never run with Scissors.

'My career goals? Writing political attack ads would combine my love of blogging and bullying.'

"That reminds me, I must buy a new shredder."

'Actually, I don't see myself as a thought leader, but more of a thought manager."

"Something tells me we should avoid the sushi here!"

"Hi, I'm Dr. Jenkins." "Nice to meet you. I'm Bachelor of Science Johnson."

"This painting should be removed! It's way too saucy!"

'The author of 'Sex b*****s on acid' is here.'

Beware of unexploded fireworks when burning rubbish.

'...and this develops their sense of aggression and ability to smash things.'

"I was promoted from customer care executive to senior master customer care executive. That means 12 more letters."

"Is that the ultimate in debauchery - you dressing up in my underwear?"

Wedding nose ring

Cafe Erotica

'Not only does the babysitter want more money, she now wants to be referred to as a child-care specialist!'

'Why are you calling the student an 'assistant client management programme delivery facilitator'?'

Rehab is for quitters.

'Nice to meet you. Plumber Greg.'

Workmen cover up a modern art sculpture with a giant fig leaf.

"I'm not a babysitter; I'm a child care provider!"