Title Hunter Prints

Best Sellers; Worst Sellers.

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

'Now then - I just wanted to see how you handle pressure, Mr. Boyle.'

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

'Instead of a raise, Yomp, you may call me 'Chief', instead of Mr Staghorn.'

"He's the best our AI recruitment algorithm could fund, unfortunately our AI is really stupid."

Of course I always start off by wooing a prospective candidate with talk of stimulating work,great colleagues and a reasonable work life balance...but the winning argument is always when I promise them enough money to choke a rhino.

"Wow...your resume is quite impressive."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"Did you hear that that bastard McMinney has buggered of to work for Bank of America!"

'I'm interested in your job opening, so I'll have my agent give you a ring!'

"I'm being heavily recruited by several other companies."

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

"I'm going to send you to someone who's more familiar with the law of the jungle."

Newspaper suicide.

"But what you call a track record I call ancient history."

Ace headhunters.

'It's a difficult position to fill. Someone who's smarter than me - and smart enough to pretend not to know it.'

"We live in interesting times. Present company exempted, of course."

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

Cameron uncomfortable hanging out with his inquisitor.

Big Newspaper Delivery

"HR think we need to look again at your recruitment strategy."

News for Sale

'I suppose that's where things get ironed out.'

The Expert

'You're one heck of a corporate head-hunter, Ms. Bridwell.'

Over enthusiastic headhunter

'You shouldn't have.'

'I was headhunted.'

"I got my PhD in Nursing just so people would have to call me Doctor."

This castle manager job better be for real.

'You fancy yourself as a press baron, don't you?'

'You were convicted by the jury, but at least you were acquitted by the media.'