Title Collector Pillows

Ted's ability to multitask was key to his firms, success.'

"You put PhD on birth certificate?!" "It's never to early to give em an advantage."

'You shouldn't have.'

'I appreciate the new title, Mr Boyle, but what I could really use is a raise.'

'I'm sorry - Mr. Jenkins, MBA, PhD, MD, Esq. is O.U.T.'

J.P.Hensmore Superintendent AKA Head Honcho, The Big Guy,The Man, Numero Uno and The Big Cheese.

'Well, you wanted a bigger job.'

'Congratulations on your promotion to vice president,'

"That's doctor inmate #2264."

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

"Congratulations J.L., I hear you're getting another 'really' in your title."

"No, I'm just Viceroy, that's Roy over there!"

"So what makes you think he's a Public Sector Fat Cat."

"So what name are you gonna use when you get older?"

"He's become unbearable since he got his knighthood."

"That's not all I do. Actually I'm a psychological counselor- gymnast-motivational speaker-relaxation therapist-sex worker."

'He calls himself a philanthropist, but would prefer Lord Philanthropist.'

'Congratulations, Dickerson. I'm promoting you from lackey to flunkey.'

The Boss.

"The pay is nothing to boast about but..."

'..Bert Higgins,O.A.P..'

"That's Doctor Tambourine Man."

Waldo P. Smith, M.D., PH.D, J.D., M.B.A., $$$

Four Weddings and a Funeral and a Bag of Popcorn and a Coke

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'Instead of a raise, Yomp, you may call me 'Chief', instead of Mr Staghorn.'

Kanya West Inspired Children Books.

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

'It seats two comfortably.'

'A is for Arse.'

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.