Collecting Titles Pillows

"I don't care how silly it sounds. I demand to be addressed by my official title of, Santa's little helper!"

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"Ironically, this is the living room."

Larry's used art

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

Skipping Horse

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Grace For Flies

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

Packaging Russian Dolls

International Women's Day

Director/Action Man toy.

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Cocktails on the verandah.

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

Seagiraffes

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

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