Tip Top Tipper Gifts

'Would you like to start with a drink, a menu, or my gratuity.'

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

'I'm afraid you've failed the Turing test.'

"Do we need change? That's a $100 bill for a $53 check, Mr. Presumptuous."

'We have developed an APP we use to import ingredients from the Internet, merge them in the computer, and then download them into the distiller and then just bottle the output.'

'You're a nihilist, eh? — well, at least you have something to believe in.'

"Yes we have dollar drafts, no you can't use your own glass."

'A packet o' crisps, and have one for yersel'.'

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One shandy and two glasses of tap water please.

'Thanks, Sis, but I think it's my turn to leave the stealth tip.'

"This wasn't me, it was the bottle talking."

'This $10,000 bottle of Bordeaux is also a powerful solvent. It entirely dissolved my savings account.'

'Waiter, your tip's getting cold.'

'This one's called 'Towel stealer'. It's a guest beer.'

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'Invented a new cocktail.' '

'An environmentalist group today petitioned Congress to ban 'Tiptoe Through the Tulips.''

'Fancy a spot of work after drinks?'

"You can have my doggie bag as a tip."

"I prefer the cheap stuff."

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'Switch me to the cheap stuff when I start talking with my W. C. Fields voice.'

5-6 pm: Unhappy hour - mourn the loss of jobs to apps, bots, drones.

'Just give him the tip, Harold.'

'Thinker's drinker.'

I remember your lousy tip. Enjoy MY trickle-down theory.'

'So, does your wrist-wearable wine analyzer have anything so say about that Burgundy, like how to get it out of silk?'

'It's that waitress I always leave big tips to.'

"You know this is to solve your problems."

'What? You mean I ran all the way here and got all that exercise for nothing?'

Harry, I've just had a tip!

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