Tip Top Tipper Gifts

'Would you like to start with a drink, a menu, or my gratuity.'

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

'I'm afraid you've failed the Turing test.'

"Do we need change? That's a $100 bill for a $53 check, Mr. Presumptuous."

'We have developed an APP we use to import ingredients from the Internet, merge them in the computer, and then download them into the distiller and then just bottle the output.'

'You're a nihilist, eh? — well, at least you have something to believe in.'

'A packet o' crisps, and have one for yersel'.'

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'Thanks, Sis, but I think it's my turn to leave the stealth tip.'

One shandy and two glasses of tap water please.

"This wasn't me, it was the bottle talking."

'This $10,000 bottle of Bordeaux is also a powerful solvent. It entirely dissolved my savings account.'

Tip responsibly

'An environmentalist group today petitioned Congress to ban 'Tiptoe Through the Tulips.''

'Invented a new cocktail.' '

'Waiter, your tip's getting cold.'

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'This one's called 'Towel stealer'. It's a guest beer.'

'Fancy a spot of work after drinks?'

'Switch me to the cheap stuff when I start talking with my W. C. Fields voice.'

Ballet Beggar.

'Thinker's drinker.'

5-6 pm: Unhappy hour - mourn the loss of jobs to apps, bots, drones.

'Just give him the tip, Harold.'

"You can have my doggie bag as a tip."

I remember your lousy tip. Enjoy MY trickle-down theory.'

'So, does your wrist-wearable wine analyzer have anything so say about that Burgundy, like how to get it out of silk?'

"I prefer the cheap stuff."

'It's that waitress I always leave big tips to.'

"Am I the only guy at the table who goes back to when this stuff was two hundred and fifty dollars a bottle?"

"You know this is to solve your problems."

Harry, I've just had a tip!

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