Tip-savvy Tourist Gifts

'I may be the mini-bartender, but I still expect to get a full-sized tip.'

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

"No matter what, sleep when the bay sleeps."

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

'Wow, they don't make trees like they used to.'

'Phone for help? Are you mad? Have you any idea how much it costs to use a mobile abroad?'

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

I'm a gangster rap fan too!

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

'Will you stop yelling save the whales and finish you pina colada?'

Touring Holidays - On the P***

Easter Island Rock Climber

Portalouvre

'I can see a big camera, but no gun: Let's go!'

'Drawing the Venetian blondes.'

'Charlie makes a game of everything.'

"This tribe doesn't live totally off the grid. They're selling T-shirts off their website, and they have a huge social media following."

'and to your left is Big Ben, and across the river you can see the London Eye'

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

Our specials today include salad and dessert. Tip and service are NOT included.

'THIRTY BILLION? It only cost us three hundred to get away out here!'

Motatsu didn't want the guys to know that his wife made the shrunken heads by using a really hot dryer.

"So this is where it all ends up. . ."

"How much if I pedal?"

"You gotta love this city, right?"

"... But, Derek. The travel agent told us not to drink the water!"

"Milk, milk, lemonade, round the back's where chocolates made."

Soldier With Mouse Ears.

'Man eater?! No way, it was just a nibble!'

'Our financial adviser urges us to take a hiking vacation this summer.'

Early Micronesian Casino