Tip Fighter T-Shirts

End Tipping Now!: 'I can't find a hotel that will host our convention!

I love you. You're my everything. Mixed Message Arts.

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

"Prices may keep going up, up, up, but my love for you will remain positively, and forever, as is."

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

'Don't come too close - this baby will tear you to pieces, bite your head off and drink your blood... I've called him 'Fiscal Policy'.'

A street fight.

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

'You want this, don't you? The hate is swelling in you now. Take the red whiteboard marker. Give in to your anger.'

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

Stress on GPs

'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'

"He may be Sven the Slayer to you, but to me he's still Mr Cuddly Bun!"

Wrestling Champion.

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

'Gentlemen--- choose your Pistils!' THE DUEL OF THE FLORISTS.

No hitting below the belt!

"I will avenge the underdone fish that ruined my dinner if it's the last thing I ever do."

Eternal Battle of Man vs Fish

'Look out for his low punches.'

'He has a great left hook,'

'Such petulance!'

'Please remember how silly and humiliating grinding pepper is when you figure my tip.'

'Look at it this way...you're like a big pop star! The hits just keep on coming!'

"I gave him 'the old one two' just like you told me to. But then he gave me 'the old three four'."

'It's the paperwork you need to fill out to show that we're focussing on patients needs.'

"...and forget your damn sensitivity training."

'Agreed then? Your boy takes a dive in the fifth...'

'Activist investors are here to see you and they're wearing boxing gloves.'

"In the ring, kid. We want you to take a fall in the ring."