Tip Fighter T-Shirts

End Tipping Now!: 'I can't find a hotel that will host our convention!

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"Prices may keep going up, up, up, but my love for you will remain positively, and forever, as is."

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

A street fight.

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

'Don't come too close - this baby will tear you to pieces, bite your head off and drink your blood... I've called him 'Fiscal Policy'.'

'You want this, don't you? The hate is swelling in you now. Take the red whiteboard marker. Give in to your anger.'

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

Stress on GPs

'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'

Wrestling Champion.

"He may be Sven the Slayer to you, but to me he's still Mr Cuddly Bun!"

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

'Gentlemen--- choose your Pistils!' THE DUEL OF THE FLORISTS.

'It's the paperwork you need to fill out to show that we're focussing on patients needs.'

Eternal Battle of Man vs Fish

No hitting below the belt!

'Such petulance!'

"I gave him 'the old one two' just like you told me to. But then he gave me 'the old three four'."

"...and forget your damn sensitivity training."

'Please remember how silly and humiliating grinding pepper is when you figure my tip.'

'He has a great left hook,'

'Agreed then? Your boy takes a dive in the fifth...'

'Look out for his low punches.'

'Activist investors are here to see you and they're wearing boxing gloves.'

"In the ring, kid. We want you to take a fall in the ring."

"£100 spot fine...er, because we don't like your face."