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"Dr. Scholl encounters his arch enemy... FlatFoot."

Rage.

I love you. You're my everything. Mixed Message Arts.

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"Prices may keep going up, up, up, but my love for you will remain positively, and forever, as is."

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

'Don't come too close - this baby will tear you to pieces, bite your head off and drink your blood... I've called him 'Fiscal Policy'.'

A street fight.

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

I went a little crazy with the pet hair sticky roller.

"You have to practice because if the Devil challenges you to a fiddle contest and wins, he gets your soul."

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

Stress on GPs

'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'

Ballerina Boxer,"She's going for a win on pointes."

"He may be Sven the Slayer to you, but to me he's still Mr Cuddly Bun!"

Wrestling Champion.

Man with Sword in Penholder

'I know it doesn't look like much, but have you ever been shot in the face with a p****d off cat?'

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

'Gentlemen--- choose your Pistils!' THE DUEL OF THE FLORISTS.

'You know that thin person inside you, struggling to get out? -- He seems to have gained weight, too.'

'Look at it this way...you're like a big pop star! The hits just keep on coming!'

Eternal Battle of Man vs Fish

'Such petulance!'

'He has a great left hook,'

"I will avenge the underdone fish that ruined my dinner if it's the last thing I ever do."

"I gave him 'the old one two' just like you told me to. But then he gave me 'the old three four'."

Solar Storm Expected!

'Sorry darling: I'm a great ape, I can use primitive tools, but this is too difficult for me...'

Cat boxer