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The Generous Tipper Restaurant

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

"I recommend number five if you have only $20 so that you can still leave a tip."

'Hello Sir. I'm Jeff, and I'll be kissing your butt all evening in the hope of getting a decent tip.'

"It's right here… Nov. 29th, 1981, at Elaine's… twelve percent."

"Do we need change? That's a $100 bill for a $53 check, Mr. Presumptuous."

You have no experience eating lobster? Before I spend time showing you how, do you have experience tipping?

"Delivery."

"Keep in mind that it was put there by the sharks."

"Your Honor, Mr. Jones is a waiter and claims he thought the $75,000 in stolen bank funds were left for a tip."

'You're right, I did overtip. Well, we'll just stiff someone at the next place.'

Our specials today include salad and dessert. Tip and service are NOT included.

'Thanks, Sis, but I think it's my turn to leave the stealth tip.'

Alternative Thanksgiving Day Parade Balloons

"This one goes out to the lovers who aren’t intimidated by my tip jar."

'Quick! ontact my doctor!'

'Owner's kid. Gets paid under the table.'

"How much do you tip your genie?"

"All our ingredients are ethically sourced, so feel free to leave the sh*ttiest tip you can possibly imagine."

"Why, yes, I am 'still working on that.' You know what I'm not working on? Your gratuity!"

"How much do you think I should I tip myself?"

Tip Responsibly

"It's a good idea to tip first. That way I know what level of service you expect."

'I never get tipped!'

"Thank you, sir. I see you're not hopelessly liberal."

"15%? We all tipped 20%"

I remember your lousy tip. Enjoy MY trickle-down theory.'

"Please hurry, Hilary. Your soup's getting dirty."

Man singing 'I've lost that loving feeling' outside infertility clinic.

'You'll be asked to rate my service after the meal, so could you give me a little hint just how much you expect from me?'

"Leave him a good tip, Arthur. He's really cute."

'Our cat doesn't do any tricks, but he's pretty tricky.'

"Hang on hun. A table with a more expensive tab needs me."