Tipping Culture T-Shirts

"Your Honor, Mr. Jones is a waiter and claims he thought the $75,000 in stolen bank funds were left for a tip."

"I recommend number five if you have only $20 so that you can still leave a tip."

Easter Island moai as cocktails.

'Hello Sir. I'm Jeff, and I'll be kissing your butt all evening in the hope of getting a decent tip.'

You have no experience eating lobster? Before I spend time showing you how, do you have experience tipping?

"It's right here… Nov. 29th, 1981, at Elaine's… twelve percent."

"Tip my boy."

"Do we need change? That's a $100 bill for a $53 check, Mr. Presumptuous."

"Isn't it enough we tip well? Must we also like him on Facebook and follow him on Twitter?"

Our specials today include salad and dessert. Tip and service are NOT included.

'You're right, I did overtip. Well, we'll just stiff someone at the next place.'

"This one goes out to the lovers who aren’t intimidated by my tip jar."

'Thanks, Sis, but I think it's my turn to leave the stealth tip.'

Thanks for the tip. Come again!

"I think I'll just leave a hate tip."

"How much do you tip your genie?"

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Tip Responsibly

"How much do you think I should I tip myself?"

'Owner's kid. Gets paid under the table.'

"Why, yes, I am 'still working on that.' You know what I'm not working on? Your gratuity!"

'Dad, I've decided to make some money to supplement my allowance.' 'Good for you. Got a little mowing job?' 'Nope. A tip jar. And oh by the way, 15 to 20 percent is customary.'

"All our ingredients are ethically sourced, so feel free to leave the sh*ttiest tip you can possibly imagine."

"It's a good idea to tip first. That way I know what level of service you expect."

'I never get tipped!'

'Just give him the tip, Harold.'

I remember your lousy tip. Enjoy MY trickle-down theory.'

"Thank you, sir. I see you're not hopelessly liberal."

'He tells a great story, but the truth is that he was drinking a mai tai, and the little umbrella poked him in the eye.'

"You can have my doggie bag as a tip."

"I'm drinking far too much. Last Saturday night I overindulged and left a 500 dollar tip."

"Expect a generous gratuity on table 9...I hacked his tip calculator."

"15%? We all tipped 20%"

"No, no, no! We never start playing with an empty jar!"

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