Tip Appreciation Society Mugs

The Generous Tipper Restaurant

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

"I recommend number five if you have only $20 so that you can still leave a tip."

'Hello Sir. I'm Jeff, and I'll be kissing your butt all evening in the hope of getting a decent tip.'

You have no experience eating lobster? Before I spend time showing you how, do you have experience tipping?

"Delivery."

"Do we need change? That's a $100 bill for a $53 check, Mr. Presumptuous."

"It's right here… Nov. 29th, 1981, at Elaine's… twelve percent."

"Keep in mind that it was put there by the sharks."

'You're right, I did overtip. Well, we'll just stiff someone at the next place.'

Our specials today include salad and dessert. Tip and service are NOT included.

"Isn't it enough we tip well? Must we also like him on Facebook and follow him on Twitter?"

"Your Honor, Mr. Jones is a waiter and claims he thought the $75,000 in stolen bank funds were left for a tip."

'Quick! ontact my doctor!'

'Thanks, Sis, but I think it's my turn to leave the stealth tip.'

"This one goes out to the lovers who aren’t intimidated by my tip jar."

Alternative Thanksgiving Day Parade Balloons

"Why, yes, I am 'still working on that.' You know what I'm not working on? Your gratuity!"

"How much do you think I should I tip myself?"

"How much do you tip your genie?"

'Owner's kid. Gets paid under the table.'

"All our ingredients are ethically sourced, so feel free to leave the sh*ttiest tip you can possibly imagine."

Tip Responsibly

"It's a good idea to tip first. That way I know what level of service you expect."

'I never get tipped!'

"Please hurry, Hilary. Your soup's getting dirty."

"15%? We all tipped 20%"

"Thank you, sir. I see you're not hopelessly liberal."

I remember your lousy tip. Enjoy MY trickle-down theory.'

Man singing 'I've lost that loving feeling' outside infertility clinic.

'You'll be asked to rate my service after the meal, so could you give me a little hint just how much you expect from me?'

"Did you remember to tip the doorman?"

"It says 'Good fortune comes to those who tip generously'."

"Leave him a good tip, Arthur. He's really cute."

"Hang on hun. A table with a more expensive tab needs me."