Tipping Enthusiast Mugs

"Behave – this guy's a good tipper."

Ice Cream Dreams.

X-RAY

"It's right here… Nov. 29th, 1981, at Elaine's… twelve percent."

"Do we need change? That's a $100 bill for a $53 check, Mr. Presumptuous."

'You're right, I did overtip. Well, we'll just stiff someone at the next place.'

"I don't know art, but I know what I like."

Our specials today include salad and dessert. Tip and service are NOT included.

"Your Honor, Mr. Jones is a waiter and claims he thought the $75,000 in stolen bank funds were left for a tip."

'Thanks, Sis, but I think it's my turn to leave the stealth tip.'

Thanks for the tip. Come again!

'Hey Goldie, the house is on fire!' 'Wow, I just found out the world is round!' 'I hear they're gonna make gloves out of you.'

'Jack, you need to start thinking outside the box.'

Tip responsibly

"How much do you tip your genie?"

"All our ingredients are ethically sourced, so feel free to leave the sh*ttiest tip you can possibly imagine."

Tip Responsibly

'My client was goaded into committing the crime, Your Honor -- he pleads not guilty by reason of teasin'.'

'Owner's kid. Gets paid under the table.'

'I never get tipped!'

"15%? We all tipped 20%"

"You can have my doggie bag as a tip."

"Did we switch everything off before we left?"

I remember your lousy tip. Enjoy MY trickle-down theory.'

Box Step

"If winning isn't everything, why do you break down and cry when your stocks fall?"

"Thank you, sir. I see you're not hopelessly liberal."

"Expect a generous gratuity on table 9...I hacked his tip calculator."

'Look! A buy signal.'

The Generous Tipper Restaurant

Harry, I've just had a tip!

"I'm sorry, sir. The manager said, you bought it, tough s**t."

"Leave him a good tip, Arthur. He's really cute."