Tipping Enthusiast Mugs

"Behave – this guy's a good tipper."

Ice Cream Dreams.

X-RAY

"It's right here… Nov. 29th, 1981, at Elaine's… twelve percent."

"Do we need change? That's a $100 bill for a $53 check, Mr. Presumptuous."

Our specials today include salad and dessert. Tip and service are NOT included.

"Your Honor, Mr. Jones is a waiter and claims he thought the $75,000 in stolen bank funds were left for a tip."

"I don't know art, but I know what I like."

'You're right, I did overtip. Well, we'll just stiff someone at the next place.'

"Isn't it enough we tip well? Must we also like him on Facebook and follow him on Twitter?"

Thanks for the tip. Come again!

'Hey Goldie, the house is on fire!' 'Wow, I just found out the world is round!' 'I hear they're gonna make gloves out of you.'

Your brother's just teasing you, dear - I'm sure he didn't lick every one of them.

'Thanks, Sis, but I think it's my turn to leave the stealth tip.'

'Jack, you need to start thinking outside the box.'

"All our ingredients are ethically sourced, so feel free to leave the sh*ttiest tip you can possibly imagine."

'Owner's kid. Gets paid under the table.'

'My client was goaded into committing the crime, Your Honor -- he pleads not guilty by reason of teasin'.'

"How much do you tip your genie?"

Tip Responsibly

Tip responsibly

Tap Dancing School - 'We only use tap water.'

'I never get tipped!'

"15%? We all tipped 20%"

"You can have my doggie bag as a tip."

"Did we switch everything off before we left?"

Box Step

"Expect a generous gratuity on table 9...I hacked his tip calculator."

I remember your lousy tip. Enjoy MY trickle-down theory.'

"If winning isn't everything, why do you break down and cry when your stocks fall?"

"Thank you, sir. I see you're not hopelessly liberal."

'Look! A buy signal.'

Harry, I've just had a tip!

The Generous Tipper Restaurant

They seem more positive about things since they got those opposable thumbs.