Tiny Truth-tellers Pillows

Child crying because he has cut his finger with scissors

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

Freedom of the press

"It's difficult to attract a younger customer when our main demographic is babies."

"The biggest mystery in my life is whether I get a peanut butter and jelly or a tuna fish sandwich!"

The Book Club

"I'd like to report a case of historical sexual abuse in the sixties. I'd like to - but I can't!"

'I feel much safer living in a gated community.'

Candor is the Best Policy

"Son, it's about time I told you the facts of life, the richest 1% own half the world's wealth."

"I think that one is a little too honest."

"Now that that's over, let me tell you what I'm really like"

Child to another child - 'En garde!'

'Now let's call and see what time it is in CHINA!'

"It's perfectly all right. I used to do the same sort of thing when I was a little boy."

"They think I don't have a clue."

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Wayne. Wayne once sat in a bath full of jelly for 24 hours.'

"An amusing story no doubt Captain, but let me tell you about my experiences with the head hunters of the Amazon!"

'Let me go over your symptoms again; you have a 'gugu' and you're feeling a little 'bugaga'.'

A great coach provides honest and constructive feedback, even when it's not what the other person wants to hear."

"I swear to tell my own truth..."

"I never lie to my parents, but sometimes we do interpret event differently."

The Political Prisoner

'I've found the truth hurts, but it's nothing compared to the headache of trying to remember a pack of lies.'

"And it appears brutal honesty still has a place in this market."

"The new 'Pat the Fire' book did not go over too well with some children..."

Shireen Abu Akleh

"I swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help #Me Too."