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'Beginning Prodigy Book' - 'Lolly Builds a Cyclotron'

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

"Now that I can talk, here's my speaking fee."

A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

'Hey, big deal! We're all new kids on the block!'

'Dad, what is peace?'

'Gee, Dad, Mom's getting better at this all the time!'

"They think I don't have a clue."

'You're not creating another thing till you've tidied your room!'

"Poor kid, his parents gave him a book for Christmas."

'Mom, I no longer need a night light.'

'One small tooth for me...one giant worry for you.'

'My problems seem small to you because you're so darn BIG'

'He knows a few words, but he can't really process them yet.'

'I understand how I was born; I want to know why.'

"Don't get too attached, everything you cherish will disappear the moment you look away. Nothing you love is permanent."

'Okay, it's not a Barbie...But it is a Barbie compatible...'

Darling, you're 48 years old, do you have to jump in every puddle?

'I love eating out.'

16 months, wow – it seems like only yesterday you were 14 months.

"No monsters, unless you consider a spilled Yoo-hoo and a half-eaten peanut butter and jelly covered with ants ‘monsters.’"

Big Kids R Us - 'They sell executive toys.'

Though Bob was 32, he still got stuck at the little table.

'I'm worried about job security and I don't even have a job yet!'

'He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites.

"Hey, kid, how's this for a bitchin' set of wheels?"

'He's at that difficult age. Too little to be a hunk and too young to be a couch potatoe.'