'Hey look, the shiny thing is shining... just like yesterday... and last week... man I wish they'd put a tv in here.'
Parent's Little Thinker T-Shirts
Celebrate curiosity in style with our t-shirts designed for the little thinker. Comfortable and clever, they’re great for inspiring young minds and making a statement.
"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."
"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."
"Someday she'll solve the world's problems."
WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'
Children in fancy dress on the way to music lessons
'But, Mom. Think of all the leftovers he can thankfully eliminate.'
'When do they learn to stand upright?'
'Dad, what is peace?'
"Mom, are you going to properly vet the baby before you bring her home from the hospital?"
"Seventy-seven. How about yours."
"It's quiet in here. I suppose it's off the popular tourist route!"
'My kids don't understand me.'
'If you get educational toys, do you still have to go to school?'
Are we going to raise her as a cat person or a dog person?
"What did you learn in school today that I'd object to?"
You've got to help me, Em. Sure. My mom's hot on this strict, Chinese-style parenting. Welcome to my world. Tell her that your parents aren't pushing you to be a doctor. Sure. They gave up on that. They'll settle for Harvard law school. That's too much information.
'What a coincidence....that's my mum's name to!'
A Toxic-Waste-Think-Tank With Toxic-Thoughts.
"Look Daddy, at least the poor economy hasn't affected the Tooth Fairy yet!"
'He was raised by sparrows!'
"Is it wrong to be evasive and not answer questions?"
"What's it like to be the parent of a nonhuman?"
'If we're seedless watermelons, where did I come from?'
'Looks like Timmy got solitary.'
"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."
Ingredients: me
"Mom, there's a monster under my bed. Can we keep it?"
Baby Philosophy.
'Do you mind if my son watches you cook? I'm trying to bring him up to be a vegetarian.'
"What part of this don't you understand?"
"Don't get too attached, everything you cherish will disappear the moment you look away. Nothing you love is permanent."
"The trouble with children is they don't act like adults."
"What a day. I played tag, a yucky girl kissed me, and I got the school's computers back online."
'Said once, and never again!'
Parent's Little Thinker T-Shirts Collection
Parent's Little Thinker Mugs
Discover our delightful mugs for little thinkers—perfect for brightening their mornings and fueling their curiosity with every sip.
Parent's Little Thinker Pillows
Find cozy pillows that inspire dreams and discovery—ideal for any little thinker’s room or reading nook.
Parent's Little Thinker Prints
Brighten up their space with inspiring prints that encourage curiosity and creativity—ideal for any young mind’s wall art.