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'Hey, big deal! We're all new kids on the block!'

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

Santa Claus's Mail

That one has all the batteries!

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

"Oh, Mrs. Horris, he just said his first words..!"

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

Pony Rides

celebrating a birth.

Slinky Cow World

"Here's our little bundle of joy."

"He looks just like your husband."

"And remember, it's important to wake them up at hourly intervals."

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

'They're just adorable at this age - before they develop a personality.'

Maternity ward: 'Oh boy - stereo!'

'It's a chicken.'

"Dear Mum. As contractions begin I thank you for letting me share your uterus. When do I get my bond money back??"

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

"Loves it, just can't get the little fellow off it"

"Try not to think of it as a box, but rather as an environmentally neutral, biodegradable, single person unit of accommodation!"

'I started off as a single cell and now I'm in one.'

"Ouch. . . Aaaargh!!. . . Stop it!. . . "

'Has he been out with your mother by any chance?'

Family.

'Go forth and multiply!'

"Excuse me. Anyone sitting there?"

'Gee, Dad, Mom's getting better at this all the time!'

'He looks a bit like both of you.'

Petrol vs electric car

'I need a new toy!'

"Oh, she's got her father's male hormones"

Only in the newspapers.