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'Master's dog before you was a Great Dane: Welcome to the family Mr Chihuahua...'

"Why do they do that?"

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

Dog walking Human.

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

'Super Dog'

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

"Three more years of high school."

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

Sheep dog late for work

Happy Hour

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

Lumbar support animal

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

"You understand that they call you 'good boy' because they can't remember your name, right? They never forget my name, they care about me..."

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"