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'Gee, Dad, Mom's getting better at this all the time!'

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

"Oh, Mrs. Horris, he just said his first words..!"

'This is a fine time to leave! What if the doctor delivers the baby while you're out!'

"He looks just like your husband."

"Here's our little bundle of joy."

'Hey, big deal! We're all new kids on the block!'

Don't be surprised --- They always start out as quadrupeds.

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

"And remember, it's important to wake them up at hourly intervals."

'It's a chicken.'

'I started off as a single cell and now I'm in one.'

'How nice. I didn't even know they had computers in nursery schools.'

'Go forth and multiply!'

"They grow up too fast."

'He looks a bit like both of you.'

Petrol vs electric car

'I need a new toy!'

"Early Father's Day Gift!"

"How small will he get?"

'One small tooth for me...one giant worry for you.'

'No teeth, no hair, drooling all the time -- maybe there is something to evolution.'

Happy House Daycare. Family-owned & family-run since this many years.

"I don't understand. Everyone knows I'm here yet no-one calls in to say hello."

'I love eating out.'

'I'm not going to use it for anything...I just want to see what it's like to be taller!'

Conspicuous Nonconsumption.

The Baby Mechanic

'Hurray! I'm a baby!'

16 months, wow – it seems like only yesterday you were 14 months.

'Of course they're small. What did you expect? They're floor models.'

'Really? That's where I'm going too! Looks like somebody is having twins!'