Tiny Quarterback Fans Pillows

'Relax, Jake. You are the starting quarterback - for now. But we are grooming Timmy for the future.'

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

Sheep In Curlers

Footballer and Bacteria.

Monster Baseball

The Unsportables: Relay

'He'll be a great basketball player someday -- he already dribbles all over the place.

Deregulated Baseball

'The game was called off on account of rain.'

Tenafly International Film Festival

'Let go of the pole!'

'Go ahead, big bowler... Show me what you've got!'

'You better have a hunting license.'

'I bought him off the Internet. Don't be alarmed if there's a small charge on your credit card.'

Rat interviewed on a Sports Chatshow.

A bowls player bowling a bomb

The McKinsey conjoined quintuplets find their niche."

The 'twice twirl surprise' seamer

'If you finish your chores, then you can play with the computer.'

The steeple-chase. Man reads a sign stating that no horseman is allowed to follow the racehorses over the course.

A Good Bet.

A Flag in One

'His right-hand has the champ puzzled.'

Goal!

Dirty filthy sweat socks, personally autographed by the Hall of Famer who wore them.

"We thought about having kids, but we prefer the shetland ponies."

'Just think about it. . . Australia is home to over 800,000 unique species, but you're still, by far, the absolute lamest.'

Before baseball, raccooning enjoyed a brief stint as the national pastime.

"Football Pool"

'Washing hanging on the golf flag.'