Tiny Quarterback Fans Gifts

'Relax, Jake. You are the starting quarterback - for now. But we are grooming Timmy for the future.'

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

Sheep In Curlers

Monster Baseball

Footballer and Bacteria.

The Unsportables: Relay

'He'll be a great basketball player someday -- he already dribbles all over the place.

The emerging and exhilarating sport of Ice Golf.

Deregulated Baseball

'The game was called off on account of rain.'

Tenafly International Film Festival

'Let go of the pole!'

'Go ahead, big bowler... Show me what you've got!'

'You better have a hunting license.'

'I bought him off the Internet. Don't be alarmed if there's a small charge on your credit card.'

The 'twice twirl surprise' seamer

Rat interviewed on a Sports Chatshow.

A bowls player bowling a bomb

'If you finish your chores, then you can play with the computer.'

Happy House Daycare. Family-owned & family-run since this many years.

Mayhem, Inc. Part 3

The steeple-chase. Man reads a sign stating that no horseman is allowed to follow the racehorses over the course.

Olympic Bubble

The McKinsey conjoined quintuplets find their niche."

'Stop your complaining it was the only cart left.'

A Good Bet.

Goal!

Dirty filthy sweat socks, personally autographed by the Hall of Famer who wore them.

'His right-hand has the champ puzzled.'

"We thought about having kids, but we prefer the shetland ponies."

A Flag in One

'Just think about it. . . Australia is home to over 800,000 unique species, but you're still, by far, the absolute lamest.'

"Football Pool"

'Washing hanging on the golf flag.'