Tiny Monk Musings Gifts

"Don't let it slam."

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'

"Showoff"

"The hardest to convert are inches to centimeters."

"Sure, I pray all the time... English test, Math test, History test...."

'I guess you've noticed that most of these trespasses are reruns.'

Monk and Bible and Devil Page Marker

Spring in Japan.

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

Zenboni

"You can tell us the sound of one hand clapping here, or you can tell us downtown."

"You're born, you deconstruct your childhood, and then you die."

Waiter indicates cutlery for diner's tiny meal, saying: 'The one on the right is your mangnifying glass, sir.'

Meditation vs. Vegetation

A monk illuminating a book with quill pen

Zen Master Huineng

'I looked, and the Ten Commandments don't say ANYTHING about running with scissors!'

"No, wait. What if the cop character is the murderer, and the mobster guy is completely innocent?"

"How small will he get?"

"Dear Bad-Karma, to assist you at this busy time, I've drawn up a list of people you may have missed."

Sports Day at the Monastery

'I am not, metaphysically speaking, as loopy as you seem to believe.'

"Possible side effects include disharmony, lack of oneness, and blurred third-eye vision."

"I'm not sure if this is getting through and I don't know what time you finish for the day...."

"You must lose your attachments."

Zen VD Clinic - one hand clap

Dalai Lama

'Naughty or nice? -- I was hoping for a little more moral relativism.'

Monk at prayer, "and take care, if anything happens to you we're sunk!"

Monk on PC.

Monks haircutting with compasses

Have a very calm Christmas

Dot Om.