Tiny Kin Insurers Pillows

Junior Doctor and Junior Insurance Salesman

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

Juniors Baby Sitting Service.

"You want a generic or a regular sugar pill?"

School trip little porters.

Kids Playing Doctor.

"Sure, I pray all the time... English test, Math test, History test...."

"Bad news, Dad—you're brain-dead!"

'Why do I have to do this? -- Violins never solve anything!'

'I guess you've noticed that most of these trespasses are reruns.'

'I have her registered in a pre-med nursery program.'

'He's so spoilt, he has his pocket money paid into a Swiss bank account.'

The Book Club

'He's showing an interest in banking and finance.'

'I looked, and the Ten Commandments don't say ANYTHING about running with scissors!'

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'

Useless car accessories.

Football

"Miss Peterson, may I go home? I can't assimilate any more data today."

'We'd like to roll over our allowance.'

"I don't know my numbers yet, but I do know the alphabet. So when I get to 'J' I'll come looking for you."

"My dad says I won't need a career mentor until at least 3rd grade."

Friends with insurance benefits.

'I purchased this for my daughter. After reading about the effect of the healthcare law on the practice of medicine, I want to return it.'

'Hey, God - it's me, Freddie! But You already knew that, right?'

Crash test dummy - "You f**king idiot! Why didn't you crash into me back there?!"

"Tommy's dad just taught him the value of a dollar, Mom . . . he gave him 35 cents!"

'He's three tomorrow and from now on everything he sees will probably be repeats!'

'You have a lot to learn about watching television -- that's an educational program!'

"There was nothing on so I'm seeing if there's anything off."

Term Life Insurance

'I'm trying to diversify my portfolio.'