Tiny But Mighty Gifts

"El muy mal perro"

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

The Hobby Store

Today we learned to count to one.

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

"Your imagination is running wild. That's not a tiny drone sent to spy on us. That's just a fly."

'Mum! Come and see the coffee-table I've made with my new tool-set!'

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"

"If we're lucky, she'll get a single wear out of this."

"For some, minimalism begins at a very early age..."

'I told you to not get Danny that Junior Carpenter set.'

'Its simple: we're the nanotechnology department.'

'He's not potty trained yet but he defragged the computer.'

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"

"I'm ready for my close-up."

"I want one of those!"

"Now, is this the kind of painting you mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

Castle Efficiency

'It says 'turn screw clockwise to tighten.' Which way is clockwise in digital?'

Nano-Satellite Assembly Line.

You've got to admire his spunk.

"Wait, Daddy! I'm that window’s target audience!"

'Determined little guy.'

"It's important to learn numbers. Then you can have a pin number and get money from ATMs."

'If you'll excuse me, I'm going to work the room.'

Kid learning alphabet on computer say ABCDVD...

'I wonder if they've got wifi here?'

Goldfish in Bowl, "And this is the sitting room and the bedroom and the toilet and...."

"But if you don't learn your letters and numbers, how do you ever expect to come up with a strong password?"

'Show off!'

'Daddy! Your hammer doesn't work good!'

The Tiny Houseboat Movement

Kid with blocks spells out Qwerty keyboard.

'I'll only be using it as a night light.'