Tinker Lover T-Shirts

'It's our last resort.'

"Young Frankenstein"

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

The Hobby Store

Rocking horse

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

Small child building a large contraption from junk

Modern kite for wind energy.

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

Congratulations on your retirement!

Quills - Sizes 1-9

That lovely summer day, Little Red Riding Hood decided to deviate from the script.

Back in my day, we were drawn with ink on paper, not on some fancy digital pad, but at least we knew we existed.

FRY's FAMILY - Young Tom was always fiddling around with bits of machinery.

'Because of the mess, 'Mr. Potato Salad-Head' never took off.'

'Mom! Dad's eating my science fair project!'

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

'Well, that's fixed that.'

Fixing the TV.

"Herb's from Texas."

"It's alive! Alive!!"

'Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!'

Computerized Dollhouse.

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

Tyrannosaurus Tex

'I think I found the problem.'

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

'As a kid I was always taking things apart...so, anyway, that's when my parents stopped getting me pets.'

He did love tinkering on his cars.