Tinker Lover T-Shirts

'It's our last resort.'

"Young Frankenstein"

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

Rocking horse

The Hobby Store

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

Modern kite for wind energy.

Small child building a large contraption from junk

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

Congratulations on your retirement!

Quills - Sizes 1-9

That lovely summer day, Little Red Riding Hood decided to deviate from the script.

FRY's FAMILY - Young Tom was always fiddling around with bits of machinery.

'Mom! Dad's eating my science fair project!'

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

'Well, that's fixed that.'

"Herb's from Texas."

'Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!'

"It's alive! Alive!!"

Fixing the TV.

Computerized Dollhouse.

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

Tyrannosaurus Tex

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

'I think I found the problem.'

'As a kid I was always taking things apart...so, anyway, that's when my parents stopped getting me pets.'

'I was cleaning my catapult and it went off.'