Tinker Tailor T-Shirts

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

'Oh, don't mind Neville. He's always working on some project or another.'

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

Drool Marks

The Hobby Store

Rocking horse

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

Painting the Ceiling

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

Tool Box

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

Modern kite for wind energy.

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

Sale! Weed Whackers

'I suppose you want Polly to forget she heard that.'

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

"I got a swiss army hook!"

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

'Roger's busy making a cat-flap in the kitchen.'

Congratulations on your retirement!

"Want to impress me with that hammer? Try using it to fix a few things around here."

'Because of the mess, 'Mr. Potato Salad-Head' never took off.'

1 Only Smart Hammer Instructions

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

Waiting for retirement.

'Swiss Army Rescue Service. How can we help?'

'The New... New, Swiss Army Knife.'

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

'Well, that's fixed that.'