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'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

'Oh, don't mind Neville. He's always working on some project or another.'

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

The Hobby Store

Painting the Ceiling

Tool Box

Rocking horse

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

Drool Marks

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Sale! Weed Whackers

Modern kite for wind energy.

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

'I suppose you want Polly to forget she heard that.'

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

"I got a swiss army hook!"

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

'Roger's busy making a cat-flap in the kitchen.'

Congratulations on your retirement!

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

1 Only Smart Hammer Instructions

Waiting for retirement.

'Swiss Army Rescue Service. How can we help?'

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

'The New... New, Swiss Army Knife.'

Three different categories of lawnmower.

'Well, that's fixed that.'

Technology and literature

When Tia Carmen says... "A smooth sea never made a skilled mariner" it means "I can fix it with a hammer."