Timeline Tinkerer Pillows

'You do realise, historically, this is incorrect.'

New Timeline

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

Congratulations on your retirement!

"I'm not sheltering at home, I'm an artist in residence!"

FRY's FAMILY - Young Tom was always fiddling around with bits of machinery.

"Moby Richard by Herman Melville" "Wonderful! Not sure about the title—let's discuss editor."

"Oh, puhleeese. No one's going to steal your idea."

"New researches use it in daylight hours only."

'Mom! Dad's eating my science fair project!'

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

Music producers.

Fixing the TV.

'My God we being invaded!'

'I think the professor is trying out the theory of relativity... trying to make time fly!'

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

"As I mentioned next week in my talk on reversible time..."

"I've either discovered dark matter, or I've left the lens cap on."

Galileo describes his discoveries to the church (and gets hit over the head by the bishop/pope with the telescope that he made the discoveries with).

'Can you redo this manuscript, John, and make it less stupid?'

'I think I found the problem.'

'He runs this firm like a ship.'

"As an astronomer, this discovery heralds a new golden age of academic fervor for mathematicians and astrophysicists across the globe. As a Sagittarius, I'm fucked."

Venice 1609: Someone plays a practical joke on Galileo. . .

'Hey, guys, come over here. I just discovered the telescope.'

"However good father's 'beaver-o-matic' was..."

'The last thing I said to him was: 'whatever you do, don't look at the sun through this thing'.'

"I felt like 'data analyst' sounded better than 'good guesser'."

Astronomers using giant telescope to light fires.

"Norman's building a small Hadron Collider."

Les Bons Bourgeois - Looking in vain for the planet Leverrier