Timeline Tinkerer Gifts

'You do realise, historically, this is incorrect.'

New Timeline

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

Congratulations on your retirement!

"I'm not sheltering at home, I'm an artist in residence!"

"Oh, puhleeese. No one's going to steal your idea."

FRY's FAMILY - Young Tom was always fiddling around with bits of machinery.

"New researches use it in daylight hours only."

"Moby Richard by Herman Melville" "Wonderful! Not sure about the title—let's discuss editor."

'Mom! Dad's eating my science fair project!'

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

Music producers.

Fixing the TV.

'My God we being invaded!'

'I think the professor is trying out the theory of relativity... trying to make time fly!'

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

"As I mentioned next week in my talk on reversible time..."

"I've either discovered dark matter, or I've left the lens cap on."

Galileo describes his discoveries to the church (and gets hit over the head by the bishop/pope with the telescope that he made the discoveries with).

'Can you redo this manuscript, John, and make it less stupid?'

'I think I found the problem.'

'It's a black hole! Wait, what's all that debris? It looks like...hey, it's my letters to the editor, and my movie script submissions, and all the ideas I've ever put in the suggestion box.'

"As an astronomer, this discovery heralds a new golden age of academic fervor for mathematicians and astrophysicists across the globe. As a Sagittarius, I'm fucked."

'Hey, guys, come over here. I just discovered the telescope.'

'He runs this firm like a ship.'

Venice 1609: Someone plays a practical joke on Galileo. . .

'Not only did I fix the leak, but when you run the hot water it plays 'Harlem Nocturne'.'

"However good father's 'beaver-o-matic' was..."

"I felt like 'data analyst' sounded better than 'good guesser'."

'The last thing I said to him was: 'whatever you do, don't look at the sun through this thing'.'

Astronomers using giant telescope to light fires.