Timepiece Tinkerer Pillows

Cuckoo clock in a kitchen with a cooked bird

Husband wondering why his watch doesn't work

'I thought it'd be great having a watch that did your laundry but now I'm starting to regret buying it.'

'Dad! What time is it when the big hand is on eight and the little hand is all over the floor?'

"Could you change a battery, please?"

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

Congratulations on your retirement!

"I'm not sheltering at home, I'm an artist in residence!"

FRY's FAMILY - Young Tom was always fiddling around with bits of machinery.

"New researches use it in daylight hours only."

'Mom! Dad's eating my science fair project!'

Music producers.

Fixing the TV.

'My God we being invaded!'

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

"I've either discovered dark matter, or I've left the lens cap on."

"As I mentioned next week in my talk on reversible time..."

Galileo describes his discoveries to the church (and gets hit over the head by the bishop/pope with the telescope that he made the discoveries with).

'I think I found the problem.'

'Court is recessed until the big hand is on the three.'

'It's a black hole! Wait, what's all that debris? It looks like...hey, it's my letters to the editor, and my movie script submissions, and all the ideas I've ever put in the suggestion box.'

'He runs this firm like a ship.'

'Either I've got bad news for you or my watch has stopped...'

Harv works the red shift.

Venice 1609: Someone plays a practical joke on Galileo. . .

'Hey, guys, come over here. I just discovered the telescope.'

"As an astronomer, this discovery heralds a new golden age of academic fervor for mathematicians and astrophysicists across the globe. As a Sagittarius, I'm fucked."

'Not only did I fix the leak, but when you run the hot water it plays 'Harlem Nocturne'.'

"However good father's 'beaver-o-matic' was..."

'The last thing I said to him was: 'whatever you do, don't look at the sun through this thing'.'

'Awesome!'

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

Astronomers using giant telescope to light fires.