Time-traveling Romantics Gifts

'2085 AD: Nothing has changed much. Lovers still carve their initials in synthetic trees with laser pen knives.

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

Mr. Punch in Venice

Time Machine Collision

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

Desperate to escape 2017, a scientist built his own time machine.

"Oh Gog. . . I wish we could just freeze this moment in time!"

"Let's go to sleep so that when we wake up today will be tomorrow."

"I know it's only our second date, and stop me if I'm moving too fast, but, would you non-rev with me?"

Rainbow/Horizon

'To be honest, that's all most people read.'

Amimated illuminated Manuscript

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

Early Sexting

Boss? There was a scrawny pigeon taped to my bedroom window this morning. A post-it note stuck to its back said "Sincerely, Armstrong." So it wasn't a dream! Last night, as I slumbered in my bed, I was visited by three spirits. They took me on a tour of Christmases past, present, and future. I used the tips future-me gave me to tell past-me to save money so present-me can buy the right obscure stocks, so future-me can reap huge dividends in 2047. Very. Bad. Man. The ghosts said something about m

Antiques

"Remember the good old days, when all we had to worry about was a dollar-sixty-a-pound sirloin?"

"I'm feeling less stressed since I set my biological clock back an hour."

'It appears to be some sort of staff development presentation.'

1986 is my year

Stop and Smell the Roses

Honeymooning in Paris.

The Vicious Rectangle

'The 20th century wasn't bad, but I preferred the 19th. I'm open minded for the 21st.'

'In defense of rotten movies, they DO have the remarkable ability to make it seem like maybe your life isn't flying by that fast after all!'

"Anything to declare aside from ever-lasting love and devotion to each other?"

Robot in Oz.

Wind farm

"I don't know. He seems to be some kind of throw-ahead."

'You must try not to live in the past.'

"It's nice to know I've still got it."

Old father time saving app

The days before television