Time-traveling Romantics Gifts

'2085 AD: Nothing has changed much. Lovers still carve their initials in synthetic trees with laser pen knives.

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

Mr. Punch in Venice

Time Machine Collision

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

Desperate to escape 2017, a scientist built his own time machine.

"I know it's only our second date, and stop me if I'm moving too fast, but, would you non-rev with me?"

Rainbow/Horizon

"Let's go to sleep so that when we wake up today will be tomorrow."

'To be honest, that's all most people read.'

"Remember the good old days, when all we had to worry about was a dollar-sixty-a-pound sirloin?"

Early Sexting

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

Amimated illuminated Manuscript

Antiques

"I'm feeling less stressed since I set my biological clock back an hour."

'It appears to be some sort of staff development presentation.'

1986 is my year

Honeymooning in Paris.

Stop and Smell the Roses

'The 20th century wasn't bad, but I preferred the 19th. I'm open minded for the 21st.'

'In defense of rotten movies, they DO have the remarkable ability to make it seem like maybe your life isn't flying by that fast after all!'

"Anything to declare aside from ever-lasting love and devotion to each other?"

The days before television

"It's nice to know I've still got it."

Oldies Band.

'You must try not to live in the past.'

Wind farm

"I don't know. He seems to be some kind of throw-ahead."

Robot in Oz.