Time-traveling Gardener Pillows

'Where's the starter?'

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Meet the scribe"

Historical memory is on life support.

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

"So then, after I'd invented my time machine, I thought: why not go back and visit the good old days?"

"We're following Carrot Top."

'That's about it so far, Son.'

Second hand furniture.

Pinocchio's Second Realization

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

"About how if the dark ages never happened we'd be so much more technologically advanced by now."

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

Time Machine Collision

Time for vacation, time for work.

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

Ideas Ahead of their Time

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"Early model of baggage claim"

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

'You know what they say - 'Those who don't learn the lessons of history are doomed to go to summer school.''

Danger Slow Sand.

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

'This new game isn't working out -- the ball keeps running away.'

'When I met him he was all bright and shiny - now he's a rust bucket.'

'I used to spring forward. Now all I can do is fall back.'

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

"I don't know who you are!"

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."